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quote[0]="Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues."
quote[1]="War is the great scavenger of thought."
quote[2]="War is the supreme drama of a completely mechanized society."
quote[3]="The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
quote[4]="Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war."
quote[5]="There is nothing so subject to the inconstancy of fortune as war."
quote[6]="War is regarded as nothing but the continuation of politics by other means."
quote[7]="It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy him."
quote[8]="I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know."
quote[9]="All men think all men mortal, but themselves."
quote[10]="Life yields only to the conqueror. Never accept what can be gained by giving in. You will be living off stolen goods, and your muscles will atrophy."
quote[11]="I dream, therefore I exist."
quote[12]="Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer."
quote[13]="He who sleeps half a day has won half a life."
quote[14]="While the doctors consult, the patient dies."
quote[15]="Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight."
quote[16]="A friend to all is a friend to none."
quote[17]="The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives."
quote[18]="The shortest answer is doing."
quote[19]="To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming."
quote[20]="When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away."
quote[21]="The mob has many heads but no brains."
quote[22]="Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them."
quote[23]="A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass."
quote[24]="He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned."
quote[25]="A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs."
quote[26]="Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies."
quote[27]="Life without a friend is death without a witness."
quote[28]="Translators, traitors."
quote[29]="If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me."
quote[30]="The nail that sticks up will be hammered down."
quote[31]="There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."
quote[32]="Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."
quote[33]="Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best."
quote[34]="There is hope from the sea, but none from the grave."
quote[35]="When the apple is ripe it will fall."
quote[36]="Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain."
quote[37]="Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it."
quote[38]="It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all."
quote[39]="If your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong."
quote[40]="A wise man hears one word and understands two."
quote[41]="The course of true love never did run smooth."
quote[42]="The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream."
quote[43]="My computer is so fast. Before yours can boot up, mine has already crashed three times."
quote[44]="Our lives are books, written in our own blood on the tattered pages of time."
quote[45]="Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you cannot live without."
quote[47]="There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
quote[48]="A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices."
quote[49]="X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot."
quote[50]="A witty saying proves nothing."
quote[51]="I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am."
quote[52]="Most legislators are so dumb that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel."
quote[53]="Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant."
quote[54]="Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming."
quote[55]="The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
quote[56]="Beam me up, Scotty. No intelligent life forms down here."
quote[57]="I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it"
quote[58]="Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question."
quote[59]="A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn't."
quote[60]="He who laughs last thinks slowest."
quote[60]="Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
quote[61]="Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
quote[62]="Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon."
quote[63]="All imaginable inventions have already been invented."
quote[64]="I got a dog and named him `Stay'. Now, I go `Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all."
quote[65]="One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn."
quote[66]="Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again."
quote[67]="If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
quote[68]="If you can't teach them, confuse them!"
quote[69]="There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
quote[70]="Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
quote[71]="Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."
quote[72]="Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened."
quote[73]="It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."
quote[74]="A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
quote[75]="'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
quote[76]="Doing a thing well is often a waste of time."
quote[77]="Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
quote[78]="Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature."
quote[79]="ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N) "
quote[80]="The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?"
quote[81]="(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing "
quote[82]="To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. "
quote[83]="RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user "
quote[84]="God invented Women because he wanted a good laugh."
quote[85]="(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza. "
quote[86]="Computers can never replace human stupidity "
quote[87]="Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites) "
quote[88]="We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. "
quote[89]="You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever "
quote[90]="(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer "
quote[91]="(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened... "
quote[92]="Suicide Hotline...please hold."
quote[93]="Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
quote[94]="When there's a will, I want to be in it. "
quote[95]="I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. "
quote[96]="Bugs come in through open Windows. "
quote[97]="BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding. "
quote[98]="FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue... "
quote[99]="Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? "
quote[100]="Black holes really suck... "
quote[101]="Feel lucky???? Update your software! "
quote[102]="I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect. "
quote[103]="I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS. "
quote[104]="I think, therefore I am. I think. "
quote[105]="I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem. "
quote[106]="How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder "
quote[107]="Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!! "
quote[108]="If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. "
quote[109]="Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. "
quote[110]="Never assume. It makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. "
quote[111]="There is love after life"
quote[112]="Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! "
quote[113]="Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square! "
quote[114]="So many lawyers, so few bullets.   So many pedestrians, so little time. "
quote[115]="The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. "
quote[116]="Im not as think as you drunk i am."
quote[117]="Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
quote[118]="I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage."
quote[119]="Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!   "
quote[120]="Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.   "
quote[121]="If Clinton is the answer it must been a stupid question."
quote[122]="Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.  "
quote[123]="If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong. "
quote[124]="Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality. "
quote[125]="hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? "
quote[126]="You can't have everything...where would you put it? "
quote[127]="Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! "
quote[128]="Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
quote[129]="To Err is human, to forgive is simply not our policy."
quote[130]="Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. "
quote[131]="Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home."
quote[132]="Best file compression around:  'DEL *.*' = 100% compression"
quote[133]="File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"
quote[134]="ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!"
quote[135]="We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
quote[136]="Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
quote[137]="Hold a hard drive to your ear -- listen to the C:"
quote[138]="Having a Smoking Section in a restaurant is a little like having a Peeing Section in a pool!"
quote[139]="REHAB is for quitters."
quote[140]="It's all fun and games,'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*"
quote[141]="I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.  Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
quote[142]="Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."
quote[143]="1024x768x256... Sounds like one mean woman."
quote[144]="Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk."
quote[145]="Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands."
quote[146]="Rape impossible.  Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down"
quote[147]="Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit."
quote[148]="Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
quote[149]="Him who stand on toilet be high on pot."
quote[150]="Flies spread disease -- Keep yours closed!"
quote[151]="If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
quote[152]="I say men with pierced ears are ready for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry."
quote[153]="Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
quote[154]="If you don't know how to love yourself, how can you love somebody else."
quote[155]="Live your todays so that you can live with yourself tomorrow."
quote[156]="Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle"
quote[157]="Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out."
quote[158]="Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes."
quote[159]="Do not be dismayed at good-byes. A good-bye is necessary before meeting again and meeting again after moments or lifetimes is certain for those who are friends."
quote[160]="I am not suffering from insanity, I am enjoying every single minute of it!"
quote[161]="The more you love, the more you'll find that life is sweet, and friends are kind."
quote[162]="Television is the first truly democratic culture the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. the most terrifying thing is what people do want."
quote[163]="Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it."
quote[164]="Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
quote[165]="Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
quote[166]="Forget the health food.  I need all the preservatives I can get."
quote[167]="Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets."
quote[168]="It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions."
quote[169]="If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts."
quote[170]="I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart."
quote[171]="There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full."
quote[172]="Things which matter most should never be at the mercy of things which matter least."
quote[173]="Marriage is a wonderful institution.  But who wants to live in an institution?"
quote[174]="Once stretched by a new idea, man's mind never returns to its original dimensions."
quote[175]="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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